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Prelude To a Katniss
Here at the GQ tumblr—and at GQ.com, and in GQ Magazine—we’ve been on the record about our Jennifer Lawrence addiction for a long, long time. (OK, since 2010.) Now that she’s less than a weekend away from being a global mega-duper-superstar, we wanted to share the beautiful photos we took of her way back when. Enjoy. And click here to see a bunch more. Oh, and go see The Hunger Games. It rocks.
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These Two Guys Explain
How To Survive The ApocalypseIf you believe the Mayans, 2012 marks the End of Days. But post-apocalyptic life ain’t so bad if you do it right. With scotch. And weed. And lots of animal abuse. In this GQ exclusive, Parks and Recreation’s Nick Offerman and Chris Pratt show us how to persevere. There are 12 steps. The first three are below. The rest are here.
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Fill the tub with water. For this tub, as well as the contents of your hot-water heater, will be your drinking supply. Fill the sinks with scotch—and cover, obviously.2
If there’s any looting to be done, focus on marijuana dispensaries. If you don’t live in California, that’s too bad. We have marijuana dispensaries.3
Assemble a posse of hooligan underlings, choosing a mix of muscular physiques and corpulent ones. Harvest fat from the chubbies and cook the muscular folks in it. When the fatties run out of cellulite to harvest, they are now prime, lean cooking specimens. Obviously you’ll need to be fattening up new “team members” as you go, perpetuating the savory cycle.
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Merry Christmas hoodrats
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A wise man once proclaimed that he attended “Ball So Hard University” I really want to go there because I go hard.
drunk ron swanson, i think yes
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“Sizzle. Ball So Hard University.”
Yes. He did say that.
Wish you’d gone there, too? You can pretend you did, with a Ball So Hard U shirt from Protect This Yard.
Synonyms: Devin Hester
18 return touchdowns and they keep kicking to him… ridiculous @windycitysports
